Riddle

Our Paula

Paula Radcliffe won the London marathon yesterday. Although she was the favourite to win, there were considerable doubts about her ability to pull it off. This wasn't helped by her need to sort out her stomach cramps by having a pee at the side of the road. After the race she said she was greatly relieved and it was a piece of piss really.

Of course, if you get stomach cramps at 11:30 at night and find a dark alleyway completely devoid of 100,000 spectators and live TV cameras don't expect the judge to be so sympathetic.

Best to be Safe than Sorry

Especially after a curry.

Lost Consonants

I have just received an email with the subject line of:

Night Shits up for grabs

What an image!

Unexpected errors

I just got this:

Error

An unexpected error has occurred processing your request

Now what? Not very useful. Poo.

Using Firefox is like...

Using Firefox is like having an American Express Card in the UK. You go to use it, you want to use it, you know it can't hurt and probably makes sense to use it....but all too often it gets rejected. Sometimes it gets rejected nice and clearly e.g. We don't support your setup, other times it just stops sites from working. I am beginning to despair.

Your mileage may vary of course.

Fork in Bucket

Be Careful

And don't run with scissors either.

Missing Child

A perfectly oridinary set of old signs. But look more closely.

Do you see it?

No Rubbish

I'm going to go back to this place later in the year to see if the sign gets completely obscured.

It says "No rubbish or unwanted material shall be left on this slipway".