June 21, 2003

What does this man do for a living?

Following the flood of requests for more of these, here is another poser:

Is this man:

1. Circus stuntman (stilts)
2. Professional Peeping Tom
3. An inventor (of this special golf club)

Once again there are many special prizes. But just not for this competition. Ring 09xx 0990909 to spend £1 per minute wasting your time.

Tree man.JPG

Yew woodn't beleaf the answer if I told you it. I saw this guy at the elm of his boat, flicking the ash from his cigar and looking at the beech. He said he maple one of the birds sunbathing there if he was lucky. I asked if he could cedar the girl with the red top and he told me to stop bothering with crappy tree pines. Or was it puns?

Posted by grahame at June 21, 2003 12:00 PM
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