Martyn Lewis - is he a strewn limy? or more of a men's twirly perhaps. He certainly has some wry ailments but unfortunately for him there is one big thing going on his life - namely writs but I hope he has a masterly win which he might do if he gives his lawyer mints. He met my real twins as they like to try a new slim version of me and he thought he was set in warmly but they thought he was a slimy wanter. I told him to try news, mail or to mainly strew himself prostrate in front of them. Marylin wets herself at such antics and Wilma's entry was similarly not available.
So my stern wail to him is to be manly re writs, don't slam wen I try to help and to aim to slay new trim bushes as soon as possible.
Oh and re Wyman, list his girls and give them a call.
Okay - hunt for any hot uk babes but keep your hanky out. (Thank you, Thank you, Thank you).
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David Ginola
> > Vagina dildo
> >
> > Teddy Sheringham
> > Teddy Minge rash
> >
> > Ossie Ardiles
> > Arse is soiled
> >
> > Diego Maradona
> > O dear, I'm a gonad
> > (how true)
> >
> > Tony Blair PM
> > I'm Tory plan B
> >
> > Virginia Bottomley
> > I'm an evil Tory bigot
> >
> > Michael Heseltine
> > Elect him, he's alien
> >
> > David Mellor
> > Dildo marvel
> >
> > Dame Agatha Christie
> > I am a right death case
> >
> > The Metropolitan Police Force
> > I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
> >
> > Benson and Hedges
> > NHS been a godsend
> >
> > Selina Scott
> > Elastic snot
> >
> > Mel Gibson
> > Big melons
> >
> > Gloria Estefan
> > Large fat noise
> >
> > Chris Rea
> > Rich arse
> >
> > Martina Navratilova
> > Variant rival to a man
> >
> > Gabriela Sabatini
> > Insatiable airbag
> >
> > Irritable Bowel Syndrome
> > O my terrible drains below
> >
> > Evangelist
> > Evil's Agent
> >
> > Desperation
> > A Rope Ends It
> >
> > The Morse Code
> > Here Come Dots
> >
> > Mother-in-law
> > Woman Hitler
> >
> > Semolina
> > Is No Meal
> >
> > A Decimal Point
> > I'm a Dot in Place
> >
> > Eleven plus two
> > Twelve plus one
> >
> > President Clinton, of the USA
> > To copulate, he finds interns
> >
> > And a final one ....
> >
> > Motorway Service Station
> > I eat coronary vomit stews