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Wipe that smile

In one of the nice pubs visited I settled down in the loo to have a good old dump (or SACD as we used to call it - Stand Alone Core Dump). During this most essential and enjoyable process I noticed a lack of toilet roll. In fact the gents area was being redecorated and had bare plaster and no fittings. Someone had drwan their own directions of where to put soap dispensers etc. on to the plaster and I only hope the builder follows the directions.

So I stood and looked around and found a roll on top of the cistern. I'm just under 6 foot tall and could only just reach it. It hadn't been used - maybe becuase of the careful placment. Oddly enough it didn't have a hole in the middle (see the first photo). That's why there was no bogroll holder. The ladies' version was equally holeless but had some suspicious brown marks on

Ladies' roll photo by Ilsa.