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Road Enquiries

You can't have missed, assuming you are in the UK and reading this around the time I am posting it and of course that you can read, or possibly hear things. That's a lot of assumptions so I'll rephrase it. In fact by now you don't even know what I am talking about. Which (may) make two (or many more) of us. Take two:

You have probably (cunning eh?) seen the adverts for the new directory enquiries numbers. Dave has. So that's one person at least. Anyway, these guys had been shipped over in van and were putting on their uniforms. It's a tough life learning your lines when you're an actor. As I walked past one of them was rehearsing: "Double-one, double-eight, double-eight". It's beyond my capabilities. It's a crowded market place so this company has obviously decided to sort out the direction enquiries of people who get confused by new road systems. Cunning!