Press Any Key to continue. Where's the Any key? Compaq have the answer. In fact Homer Simpson posed this very question. I recall having to tell people to press any key, oh but not the shift key of course.
Posted by grahame at September 24, 2003 06:56 PMcompaq say "strike any one of the keys on your keyboard". if there's any striking you need to call in t'unions.
Posted by: funkypancake at September 25, 2003 07:41 PMThis has made the Register now:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/33063.html
My only comment is that this really shows how incredibly stupid Americans are.
Soon we will need diagramatic pictures in toilets to show people how to first pull their trousers (or panties if you are a woman. then again if you don't wear panties, let me know so I can look up your ... what was I saying yes now) down before taking a dump.
Otherwise restaurants will get sued for not advising their customers on the errors of not taking one's trousers (or nickers unless of course they are crotchless) down first. In which case the person will have suffered huge mental trauma & so have justification to sue for millions of dollars.
Hey, you want to buy me a ticket to the US of A. I'll split the winnings with you (I don't where crotchless).
Posted by: Mladen at September 30, 2003 09:19 AMI think we will have a whip round to buy you a ticket to be sectioned. Having said that, I agree with the comment about Americans of course.
Posted by: Grahame at September 30, 2003 09:31 AM