October 09, 2003
Competition winner
As you probably know, or couldn't give a monkey's expletive about, I run fabulous competitions on here and the winner of the most recent one is Martyn. Martyn's entry was his bus pass which matched irrelvance with hilarity and resulted in a tatty bit of plastic with a stupid photo and he won because a) nobody else entred b) in fact he didn't enter c) we have just given him the old heave-ho from work d) I charged the company face value for the watch so ripped the company off whilst making the rest of us happy.
I think Alex was doing his Julian Clary impersonation. Martyn was obviously suprised and...
....no doubt delighted to receive such a wonderful prize:
especially as the customer statements I had wrapped it in would have been so dear to his heart. He is obviously very proud but what the hell is going on with Alex? Can't he control that face?
Unfortunately for Martyn he was a bit surprised to learn he had been sold a dud:
but at least now he knows how I feel now about him. I'm only joking Martyn!!!
Posted by grahame at October 9, 2003 08:28 AM