October 09, 2003
Die young, stay pretty
The Gov just don't get it. Here is one of our vital youths gloriously rebelling by proudly holding aloft his packet of death sticks emblazoned with "Smokers Die Younger". I predict that there will be T-Shirts with this on. In fact T-Shirts with all those crazy slogans on. If you want to stop people from smoking then a) put the tax up by 1000% and b) have pictures of Alan Partridge smoking on the cover.
Its easily fixed. Replace cigarettes with joints. They have been used for 1000s of years by sharmans for medical purposes with no ill effects.
A stoned person is not aggressive & if they did die then - i) would most probably not know about it; and ii) die happy.
Also you wouldn't need to buy a tee shirt as one couldn't be arsed in the 1st place to get up to wear it. Much nicer just to stay laying down on the floor giggling.
Posted by: Mladen at October 10, 2003 11:00 AM