October 16, 2003

CUP

There are a lot of irritating acronyms for various people's campaign. ASH for instance is the anti-smoking habit brigade. When I walk down South Molten Street or Tottenham Court Road I am often stopped by Amnesty International representatives or Shelter or Metal Dustbins for Old Ladies or something. I sometimes pretend to be on the phone rather than having to politely decline their request to interrupt my day - sometimes 4 times in a 150 metre walk. So I think I'll start The Campaign for Unaccosted Pedestrianism. I shall print leaflets that I will only silently hand to people who choose to engage me in their personal agendas. I also recommending trying to sell something, a pot, some dirt, anything at all, to the next door-to-door salesman who knocks on your door.

Posted by grahame at October 16, 2003 01:47 PM
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