We've already established that "Now then" is a contradiction but we need to add "nowhere" which on the face of things seem to indicate something that is elsewhere. However it is made up of "now" and "here" which are very much immediate things that are present. Nice one.
Posted by grahame at October 16, 2003 01:53 PMi was once given a present. it's still a present even though it was ages ago. it was presented to me in the past. or i might have gone past it. i think it was second hand. it was a small statue with a minute hand and even smaller fingers.
what a loaf of nonsense
Posted by: funkypancake at October 17, 2003 02:37 PMhow about "sum wear". you could have some basic addition printed on t-shirts (perhaps with an integral calculator to suit the new style of electronic kid?)
Posted by: funkypancake at October 19, 2003 04:49 PM