When following public footpaths you often end up walking through farms. This particular farm had the standard extremely muddy entrance by the gate and Paul, who for some bizarre reason wore new brown suede shoes, was deperately trying to avoid the mud. We walked up and the cows and bulls just moved away from us. Paul entered the field in the middle of them wearing a bright red jacket. This is Not a Good Idea. They started gathering round him and two randy bulls did what only they know best to two lucky cows. Paul ran for it and the cows ran for him...but luckily they gave up.

Don't wear red rags in a field of bulls. It's obvious isn't it?
city folk in the country. always an amusing concept
Posted by: funkypancake at December 7, 2003 08:08 PM