Now the English have lost their little puppy on Mars, perhaps we could ask those nice Americans if they could get their robot to look for it? Has anyone got the phone number for Nasa? The least they could do is to put signs on trees and lamposts on Mars saying
"Have you seen this dog?
He is a very friendly Beagle answering to the name of Bernard. He is quite disctinctive as he has a stiff upper lip and is a Union Jack round his midriff. He only cost 43 trillion pounds so there is an insubstantial reward if you find him".