January 09, 2004

The Drugs League

Following on from the discovery that Greg Rusedski has higher than permitted levels of nandralone in his body it occurs to me that there are a lot of people who take drugs to build rediculous physiques. If that's their bag then good luck to them. However, they can't be expected to mix in, competitively, with non-drug takers so the answer is to give them their own set of sports. I don't mean Mr. Universe or those TV programs with outsized blokes hurling barrels with their little fingers or towing trucks with only a bootlace gripped between their teeth. I'd like to see them run a marathon, run a mile, run 100 yards or their metric equivalents, and see how they compare. A few freak show ones like boxing and putting the short wouldn't hurt of course. I'd bet it would draw a good audience.

Posted by grahame at January 9, 2004 04:59 PM | TrackBack
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