I have a lot on mind at the moment. In fact I always have a lot on my mind. Sometimes, though, it's many subjects and at other times it's just 2 or 3 things. Well I digress. Or do I? As to digress you needed to have a direction in the first place.
Where was I? Damn.
Things trouble me. Like why does SPAM calm down on Friday afternoons? It's not even as if it is Friday afternoon everywhere is it? Maybe I am just imagining it.
Do you like SPAM? I don't. Can't stand the stuff...and I am talking about the email sort here. However some of the messages make me laugh. Here's one that starts:
Tired of looking at your wrinkled face in the mirror as you pluck yet another grey hair and watch the pounds pile on?
Even if that was me. I'd still delete the bloody thing straight away. Oh and the penis extension ones are funny as well. Some of them put you at ease from the start by using the reference "pindick". Marvellous. Anyway, none of them work. Allegedly.
Japanese ones are good too. Here's one:
* אתרים לכל היישובים-לוחות פרסום חינם
Any idea what it's for? Me neither. I've got another good one somewhere but I think it's in the trash along with the other rubbish. Oh well.
Posted by grahame at March 5, 2004 05:03 PM | TrackBackIt's not Japanese it's Hebrew (or conceivably Yiddish which is the only other language I know of written in that script!)
Posted by: Peter at August 5, 2004 11:51 PM