Cointinuing the new Newspapers category and following on from my earlier posting I bring you the following from the Falmouth Packet:

Now I wouldn't want you to think that not much happens down here - in fact the front page story was about the rescue of a drifting yacht - but you do tend to get these non-news stories as well. I wonder what a high pressure hose attachment looks like. Is it anything to do with reinforced incontinence tights? Probably not.