April 07, 2004
Toilet Terror
Continuing with local news, this was on the front page. It's amazing the excrement we can get ourselves into. In this case the situation is:
* Builders want to build some houses
* Locals want to stop them. They attempt to designate part of the building plot as a village green
* Builders say that, in which case, they can't use the sceptic tanks that are there. Therefore no flushing of loos etc.
They also helpfully add that they can't use them whilst the dispute is being settled. Talk about being in between a rock and a, errm, soft warm brown sticky messy place.
