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Mass Destruction

So, there were definitely, apsolutely, irrefutably no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Our crazed Prime Minister, Tony Blur, is saying "Sadam was thinking about creating WMD so we had to ignore the UN, side with that other zealot Bush and invade". Despicable.

I hear that some bloke in Cardiff is thinking about growing thermo-nuclear leeks and feeding them to the children of Wales thus creating Welshmen of Mass Destruction. Unfortunately, even Tony can't use this as an excuse to invade as Wales as Europrats missed Wales off their map of Europe.

Actually this is what is called a Victimless Crime as Wales doesn't want to be associated with Europe anyway.