dragoon

Feeling a bit run down

If you are feeling low then pull yourself together. There's always someone worse off than you they say which I think is a pretty uncharitable thought. Yeah, look at that poor bastard - that makes me feel better. Not. They say you can't rhyme words like orange, purple and silver. I don't believe them. John Hegley can. For instance he can rhyme "furniture" which he does as the punch line to one of his poems (John doesn't like furniture so if you buy him some he'll returnittoya). I bet he can't fix this though. Here's one of his poems:

My mum's dog

Yorkie won't go for a walkie
the only order he'll obey is stay
the only trick he does is sit
he's a rip off

I wonder if you can take things like this bench to Casualty Plus that new paid for Accident and Emergency unit. £29 for a consultation, a hammer and a bag of nails hopefully.