Paula Radcliffe won the London marathon yesterday. Although she was the favourite to win, there were considerable doubts about her ability to pull it off. This wasn't helped by her need to sort out her stomach cramps by having a pee at the side of the road. After the race she said she was greatly relieved and it was a piece of piss really.
Of course, if you get stomach cramps at 11:30 at night and find a dark alleyway completely devoid of 100,000 spectators and live TV cameras don't expect the judge to be so sympathetic.