I find anagrams amusing (sad eh?) and you can look at some of the past entries for some examples. One of them was about holidays and, as I am about to disappear for a week, I thought I'd come up with one.
Over the past week or so I have had my laptop nicked (inc. PDA, credit cards and camera), major power problems at my office, my desktop machine has failed and so on. So I feel like a holiday and shouting "Nurse! Take me away!", an anagram of which is:
A. Nuke my seawater - Not the English Channel please
A weaker nasty emu - but Rod Hull is dead
A weaker sun matey - any sun will do
Reawaken easy tum - otherwise known as Delhi belly or the Tunisian Trots
Aware Yankee Smut - watch out for the Americans
Kenya ewe traumas - I'm not going there but sounds like there is a story to be told
I do like the occasional anagram - have a look at the anagram category for some earlier ones. So I thought I'd bring a "Merry Christmas" to you all:
A Chris - try me Mrs - For all of you who know Chris and Helen
It's Cream Myrrhs - all round at the christmas table perhaps
Sty charmer rims - the porno version of Animal Farm perhaps?
Chris sty rammer - see above
Chris, try me rams - enough of these
AM cherry trims - see above but with a razor and no animals
Sir! Try my schema! - Plan B!
H stirs my cream - who is H?
Harry misc terms
Miss March, retry - calendar girl of the year show
Try simmer chars - we don't like our tea too hot
Racism myths err - they really aren't true
Smirch my raster
Mrs, try sham rice - cheap Inidian restaurant
Christ my arse Mr! - told you it was cheap
Marry richest Ms
Smirch marry set - stay single
Apparently Astronomers are Moon Starers anagrammatically.
Its all the same as one is an anagram of the other.
Having been to Italy I had a quick look for anagrams of The Italian Job and I think there may be lots. How about "Hi! table a joint!".
I'll soon be on mine and completely blogged off for two weeks. So I thought some appropriate anagrams were in order.
Hired a slum - o my! (we've all done that)
Rims ya mudhole (I haven't done this!)
Maim (oops!) lousy herd (especially if they are German and have got the sunbeds)
A louder shimmy (on the dance floor)
I may hurl domes (or frisbees on the beach)
U rim a shy model (club 18-30)
Hours delay imm (immenent)
Oh made him surly (must have been the delays)
Roamed mushily (holiday romance)
I'm Audrey Holms (have you met her?)
Had yummier sol (my holiday was better than yours)
Yes oil mum hard (instruction to Dad on the beach)
So he laid rummy (playing cards when it's raining)
U, my dismal hero (desperate spare at the end of the night)
Lush diary memo (to record the happy events)
and don't forget:
Do rush my email.
Martyn Lewis - is he a strewn limy? or more of a men's twirly perhaps. He certainly has some wry ailments but unfortunately for him there is one big thing going on his life - namely writs but I hope he has a masterly win which he might do if he gives his lawyer mints. He met my real twins as they like to try a new slim version of me and he thought he was set in warmly but they thought he was a slimy wanter. I told him to try news, mail or to mainly strew himself prostrate in front of them. Marylin wets herself at such antics and Wilma's entry was similarly not available.
So my stern wail to him is to be manly re writs, don't slam wen I try to help and to aim to slay new trim bushes as soon as possible.
Oh and re Wyman, list his girls and give them a call.
Okay - hunt for any hot uk babes but keep your hanky out. (Thank you, Thank you, Thank you).
Make a new anagram out of your friend's names at least once a day today.
Dave Simpson could start a Sad Venom ISP if he needed a new line of work.
Dave Clarke craved leak last time we went for a drink.
"I'm Moron Sys" says Roy Simmons and Grahame Davies well, he ravaged a mis.
Jules Desforges is the Jesus of Ledgers and Chris Hobden? He bonds rich apparently.
Or I'm a gala sinker. Check out one of the anagram sites that are around.
I get a peculiar enjoyment of knowing that "eleven plus two" is "twelve plus one" or, sticking to the learning theme, that "schoolmaster" is "the classroom" An anagram of Grahame Davies is I shag Eva Dream which particularly pleased a Mr D. Rowe. How sweet is it that "rescue" can be "secure"?
How about this, from Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten
Impressive is it not? (Penned by Cory Calhoun)
Did you know that the "Statue of Liberty" was "Built to Stay Free"? or that "semolina" "is no meal"? or even that "a decimal point" is "a dot in place"? Wonderful stuff.
How about some of Mike Morton's anagrams for Information Superhighway:
Enormous, hairy pig with fan
Hey, ignoramus -- win profit? Ha!
A rough whimper of insanity
Oh, wormy infuriating phase
Inspire humanity, who go far
Waiting for any promise, huh?
New utopia? Horrifying sham
I'll tell you the story one day about how Dibb Lupton Alsopp turned into Slip up a Blond Bot and how someone from their Birmingham office told this to me - even though I had coined the phrase a few months earlier. Bet you can't wait!
Bored Goofy Now. (goodbye for now)