June 21, 2003
What does this man do for a living?
Following the flood of requests for more of these, here is another poser:
Is this man:
1. Circus stuntman (stilts)
2. Professional Peeping Tom
3. An inventor (of this special golf club)
Once again there are many special prizes. But just not for this competition. Ring 09xx 0990909 to spend £1 per minute wasting your time.
Yew woodn't beleaf the answer if I told you it. I saw this guy at the elm of his boat, flicking the ash from his cigar and looking at the beech. He said he maple one of the birds sunbathing there if he was lucky. I asked if he could cedar the girl with the red top and he told me to stop bothering with crappy tree pines. Or was it puns?
June 11, 2003
What does this man do for a living?
Is it:
a) Plumber
b) Toy racing car repairman
c) Briefcase salesman
Answer next week. Actually you can answer now if you like, I 'm that liberal and really don't mind. Fabulous prizes! Not for this of course, I just wanted to type Fabulous Prizes. Twice apparently.
May 20, 2003
Call My Bluff on this
Just to upset the establishment the rules are different. Only one of the following is false:
A Levantine Pig is a measurement of length of 2 foot 4 inches.
A jounter is an Austrian street musician.
A yotta is a prefix for 1 followed by 24 zeroes.
But which one? (You can cheat if you like - I don't give a stuff).
Answer next year.